ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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