ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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