ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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