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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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