ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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