ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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