ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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