ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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