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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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