ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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