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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
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