ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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