ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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