ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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