ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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