ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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