ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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