ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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