ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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