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- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
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