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Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
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