ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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