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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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