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Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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