ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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