ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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