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ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 20 SEPTEMBER 1957
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
  2. Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
  3. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  4. You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
  5. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  6. You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
  7. Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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