ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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