ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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