ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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