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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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