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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
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- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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