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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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