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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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