ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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