ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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