ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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