ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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