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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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