ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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