ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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