ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The bins are now fortnightly.
The council tax is still monthly.
— Zack, unqualified
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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