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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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