ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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