ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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