ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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