ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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