ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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