ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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