ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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